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1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of
a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille.

lol nice ones!

Whats with the sudden influx of 10 point lists?

Not that I am not amused ( I can be, you on the other hand are screwed, you live there ).

Originally posted by Zorvan

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of
a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille.

I got busted for this Zorvan. For not linking your source. As such and before you get other people thinking its your work. Enjoy!www.waynesthisandthat.com/america.htm

same as the UK

Originally posted by xpowderx

Originally posted by Zorvan

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of
a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille.

I got busted for this Zorvan. For not linking your source. As such and before you get other people thinking its your work. Enjoy!www.waynesthisandthat.com/america.htm

Actually, I got it here: crocjokes.com/dirtyjokes.php

#4 is the best to me... because you see it quite often and it boggles the mind every time...

Originally posted by Zorvan

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10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille.

"Press and hold down button and wait for flashing red light"

Im obsessed with codes and the likes, and yes the braille says the exact same as the text.

Originally posted by TheGreyMan

same as the UK

huh? lol The NHS is actually quite decent haven't you seen Sicko. The UK has other problems such as the fact it's bloody small which is going to rise almost all taxes lol and passing a driving test'll become harder than passing a becoming a pilot for the RAF. But can someone please enlighten me why the government isn't doing f*ck all with this weight crisis? Well I suppose they'd fail miserably just like the war in Iraq.