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Pappy13  6/11/08 2:48:02 PM

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I dont need to
"get a life".
Im a gamer, I have
LOTS of LIVES!

Okay, here are the rules.

1)  You get 1 joke per post.  No posting 15 responses in 1 post, so pick your best one.

2)  You get only 1 line.  If it takes a paragraph to say it it's not funny anymore.

3)  I get to start.

You know you have played too much WoW when...

....you complain to all your friends that your girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate.

laresloci  6/11/08 2:50:25 PM

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Originally posted by Pappy13

....you complain to all your friends that your girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate.

 

Hahaha...that's the best one.

 
crowt244  6/11/08 2:53:25 PM

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When...

You can afford that EPIC flying mount, but complain about high gasoline prices!

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Locklain  6/11/08 2:54:36 PM

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. . .you field dress a carcass expecting that new BP to fall out.

karat76  6/11/08 3:02:48 PM

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Greatest threat to society is letting casualties of puberty reproduce.

 When you get pissed because your feign death ability doesn't work on your wife.

 
crowt244  6/11/08 3:11:11 PM

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Originally posted by karat76

 When you get pissed because your feign death ability doesn't work on your wife.

As Oxhorn likes to say...ROFLMAO...

 

 

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Tunango  6/11/08 3:23:01 PM

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When after a few, you fancy that female blood elf dancing by herself and want to take her back to your place.

 
materva26  6/11/08 3:27:21 PM

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When you've actully become nerdy enough to actully think of stupid shit like this....

 
Locklain  6/11/08 3:30:00 PM

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Originally posted by materva26

When you've actully become nerdy enough to actully think of stupid shit like this....

Haha you win the GTFO prize. . .if its too "nerdy" or "stupid shit" for you then why are you here?

Shadow786  6/11/08 3:35:32 PM

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When you try to find you hearthstone when you finished shopping

 
Ascension08  6/11/08 3:35:34 PM

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Behold! Rash of the Itch King comes in November! Quake in fear!

When you put bull horns on your head and punt the local lawn gnome as hard and far as you can.