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Heed my call, heathens of the pub, turn from your unholy ways, and go to the light.  The light that shines bright in the hearts of all that would hear it!  The light of the off topic forum, and of the benevolent Emperor Draenor!  Let the light consume you, protect you, and comfort you!  Let the words of Tool sorround your mind as you embrace all that is right and righteous in my teachings!  I have been made the chosen one!  Chosen to deliver a message of hope and understanding to those who will hear it!  And a warning for those who will not!!  Indeed, let those who would hear my message flock to the off topic forum and begin making topic both humorous and insightful!  I implore you all!  For it is written in the book of Tool:

" Let not the infidels in the Pub at mmorpg.com infiltrate your mind and set a foothold in your heart!  Let only the teachings of the wise and pure of heart come into your being!  For the teachings of the false prophets are flatering, and on the surface appear holy, but they are merely words that will wilt and fade, but the words of Tool, the words of Tool's greatest prophet, are forever!  Therefore do what is right and righteous, and go forth to the only proper forum, go forth to off topic, and post!  Post to your heart's content!  For the King of off topic welcomes all new comers!  He does not grammar nazi!  He does not hold some in higher regard!  NAY!  For all those who would follow his word are worthy in his eyes, and will forever be honored and rewarded!"

For those who will not take heed, I warn you, my minions are assembling, you have been warned. 

Originally posted by Draenor

Heed my call, heathens of the pub, turn from your unholy ways, and go to the light.  The light that shines bright in the hearts of all that would hear it!  The light of the off topic forum, and of the benevolent Emperor Draenor!  Let the light consume you, protect you, and comfort you!  Let the words of Tool sorround your mind as you embrace all that is right and righteous in my teachings!  I have been made the chosen one!  Chosen to deliver a message of hope and understanding to those who will hear it!  And a warning for those who will not!!  Indeed, let those who would hear my message flock to the off topic forum and begin making topic both humorous and insightful!  I implore you all!  For it is written in the book of Tool:

" Let not the infidels in the Pub at mmorpg.com infiltrate your mind and set a foothold in your heart!  Let only the teachings of the wise and pure of heart come into your being!  For the teachings of the false prophets are flatering, and on the surface appear holy, but they are merely words that will wilt and fade, but the words of Tool, the words of Tool's greatest prophet, are forever!  Therefore do what is right and righteous, and go forth to the only proper forum, go forth to off topic, and post!  Post to your heart's content!  For the King of off topic welcomes all new comers!  He does not grammar nazi!  He does not hold some in higher regard!  NAY!  For all those who would follow his word are worthy in his eyes, and will forever be honored and rewarded!"

 

For those who will not take heed, I warn you, my minions are assembling, you have been warned. 

Originally posted by Kaabulk
Spoken with power and holyness great emperor. Let this be one last warning to the unbelievers. not even that smoke choze guy or w/e he is called can stop us.

Originally posted by Kaabulk
You have heard the emperor. Let us post random Tool lyrics on pub forums.

Your highness I have posted the lyrics on one thread in a attempt to get believers, but it seems the other generals have either left or abandoned me. Requesting assistance before I get banned.