All Posts by Illius

What?

I'm pretty sure even you surf porn once in a while.

I will take this as direct encouragement to surf more porn!  And awayyyy I gooooo!

A "game master" has no game if there are no players.... unless you go play with yourself....

Way to go... you just killed this thread.

Though I have not personally seen the video, I have a fairly good idea of what it's about.  There is a bunch of videos, kind of like spin-offs where they show the vid to unsuspecting people and tape their reaction.  Weather or not they're fake, some are somewhat entertaining... like the one shown to the dood's grandmother...

Originally posted by Zikiel

Gathering my sordid robes about me, I raise my hands to the sky- a foul hex upon my lips. The ship slows as the wind dies, dark clouds blocking all but a glimmer of the formerly bright sun. As the crew and passengers look on in shock, a fell mist envelopes the deck. Although nearly obscured by the enchanted fog, the helpless folk can still be seen dropping to the deck, motionless.

As the poisonous mist clears, I withdraw a pouch of bone dust from inside my cloak, scattering the dust into the air. The dust slowly settles onto the former crew, the powder beginning to glow on contact with the corpses. The glow intensifying, the cadavers lurch slowly to their feet; lifeless eyes following my raised hand- pointing toward the cabin. Within which a certain interloping elf waits, protected by a strong will and natural magical ability from the poison haze.

One elf against an entire ship of newly risen zombies. What do you do?

Sitting high up in the crows nest reclining lazily and counting my newly acquired coin.  I hear a commotion on the deck of the ship and casually glance down to see the undead spectacle unfolding beneath me.  Being so high up on the center mast I managed to escape the insidious fog that hath slain the former crew.  My eyes go wide as a strange man throws a fist full of dust into the air and the dead no longer stay dead!  I begin to think of a way off the ship but where to run?  The yard arm just below me seems like a good start so I make my way down the ropes toward the top of the sail.  As I balance my way toward my safety I continue to witness the horror that unfolds below me and realize that I have yet to be noticed by the undead or their master.  They seem to be moving toward the closed door of the cabin all too intent on following their masters will and his focus turned away from my general direction I take up a loose rope and begin my decent toward the ground.  I land with grace, or the lack there of, with a solid thud and pull myself to my feet and look back.  The zombie master has spotted me! I make a break for the safety of the inner harbor and continue down the long dock not looking back out of fear....

Originally posted by Roosevelt

You enter from the front of the dungeon and approach, I Speak the words "In Vas Por" and begin casting Earthquake, what do you do?

As you throw yourself into your spell cast that requires great concentration I drop my pants and moon you.  The sight of my behind makes you go "wtf!" thus ruining your concentration and failing to cast your earth quake.

Originally posted by Roosevelt

Polymorphing into a small Fawn, and escaping the dungeon I lightly run back to the city. In the city square I knock into a young boy carrying a baskets of muffins for his mother. You are that little boy, what do you do?

Little do you realize that you bumping into me was no accident.  While you try and figure out what has just happened I have already removed your coin purse.  As I launch into a fit of tears and crying to use as my cover for escape, the people around begin to look at you and wonder what it is you have just done.  The muffins were stolen to begin with and the enraged owner of said muffins is coming down the alley in search of them not caring who took them and wanting compensation.  You are at this point standing amidst the spilled muffins and I have made my escape with your coin purse preventing you from paying the owner who begins to roll up his sleeves ready to administer his own brand of punishment.  What do YOU do?

I'm sure you scared the bejezus out of the spider with the coke spitting, book dropping, and spewing a tic tac at bullet speeds.  I bet you more then likely gave the poor little thing a heart attack.

Where is your sense of adventure?!!

Originally posted by Waterlily

Originally posted by Illius

Check for the Adam's Apple! For the love of God! Check!!!

 

Adams apple, or combination of the thyroid bone, cricoid and under that, the thyroid cartilage. The hyoid is hidden beneath the flesh of the upper neck.

The thyroid bone is more dominant and a lot sharper anteriorly in males, in females it's rounder and forms a more round wedge around the windpipe.

(I can't believe mozilla isn't accepting cricoid as a word)

While you're at it... explaining various functions of the human body I have this... thing... and I'm not quite sure what it is.... 

Originally posted by Vendayn

Originally posted by Iloveyou7865

Hey, I'm new here. I just wanted to stop in and say hello. And maybe meet a few people (Ladies) Haha. Oh, and don't flame the newb please :D

 

hi! I'm 16 and single, and yes I'm a female ^_^

 

what kinda stuff u like to do?

hope to hear back from u!  ^_^

...... ok maybe not.

There's no weird guy in a trench coat smiley.

Check for the Adam's Apple! For the love of God! Check!!!

Originally posted by HYPERI0N

Originally posted by tvalentine

 

even still though, back in the days there werent so many perservatives and pesticides and steroids and w.e else they feed the plants/animals with. My dad used to eat that ground beef stuff raw. Now we cant eat it cause it could cause some sort of disease or infection.

 

Just to say that is NOT a good idea even in the 'Good old days', Mainly due to parasites bacteria and the fact the human body has lost the ability to process raw meat properly.

 

Also Irradiating food in Europe has been around for years [gama radiation], its quite safe and a good way to steralise food. Difference tho is that irradiating food isant all we do here to make food ready and safe to eat.

So do you run the risk of having your Steak go all Hulk on you when you stick it with a fork and try to eat it?

Originally posted by longabow

Now I know this is supposed to be a PvP game, but as long as one needs to level up, PvE matters.

 You can level through pvp alone.  Just go out into the RvR zone and start slaughtering.

I can't tell if someone is attacking me, what class the opponent is etc.

I like this idea.  You should not know what is attacking you just by reading the target window.  I like the fact that one needs to learn what the enemy looks like, what they can do and then fight accordingly.

Group, sort of...

It's generally myself and 1-2 other people, sometimes real life friends and sometimes people I meet along the way.  Generally it starts off as my going out on my own just to see what's there and I usually find people of like mind like myself out in the middle of nowhere and we end up starting a group and continue to hang out in the woods or in some far off corner of the world.

Originally posted by Waterlily

Hi Creepy7865.

haha

I was never really a Metallica fan...

I think the only song I like by them was I Disappear and that's about it.  The grainy voice that Hatfield had just killed it for me.

I just figured they'd be extra shiny!

I dunno, somehow I don't think she's aging all that gracefully.  At least I think she looked hotter back then then she does now.

hahaha....